Nothing brings a group together like…….fear!!!! If you can hear the screaming, you know you’re still alive when you visit Farmaggedon.
Last night my friends and I ventured into yet another Farmaggedon “Scream Park” along with some fun loving colleagues from Juice FM.
Farmaggedon’s announced as an interactive horror experience to die for.
We all knew what to expect from previous visits, and we yearned for that ripping terror experience of screams, laughter and horror as we tumbled over each other in tight corridors whilst being assaulted and chased by manic, blood covered hessian hooded maniacs with noisy chain-saws a-chopping at our legs…… all this with a backdrop of non-stop sounds, noises of blood gurgling screams and pulsating bangs that surround you as you push through the tight walkways.
The walls seemed to come alive….. and they do; around every corner there is a menace hidden in the dark recess, pouncing out unexpectedly, filling you with fear and accelerated adrenalin gushes…….. in an excitement that urges you on ,and you push on and on to yet into another blood covered menacing lepers arms. And scream! because you didn’t expect it.
The whole park is themed with roaming zombies and creatures of the night.
Visit Farmaggedon and you get a park that contains three horror houses; bigger, better and badder for the 2014 season.
The Meat Locker, Terror on the Farm and my favourite one ‘Psychosis’.
In The Meat Locker…..Malachi Throne believes he has found a way to achieve immortality through the slaughter and consumption of human flesh. But the hunger grows as each year passes and for Malachi and his devoted followers, the transformation has gone sickeningly wrong….Malachi Throne is dying to “Meat” you! You will be chased, you will be corralled and you have been warned! If you enter the “Meat Locker” all will be processed….some will be chosen….and Malachi will give you a choice…. Join the feed…or bleed. In the end everyone squeals….You will be most Welcome to “The Meat Locker”.
Terror on the Farm, is the original mausoleum of mayhem with a mammoth labyrinth of corridors, crypts, caverns and many of your worst nightmares. To negotiate this bedlam, you stick together, keep heading forward and maybe, just maybe, you will win the night and live to tell the tale.
My favourite haunt has always been Psychosis; it unites your team as you enter….. and you all very early on realise you are the intruder!
Surrender your senses and you loose your grip on life as the corridors of torment unfold before you…and your mind is taken away!. Beware the cylinder, it messes your mind, but you must travel through to get out.
If you hate clowns then Psychosis has got something special for you around every corner.
Go to Farmaggedon if you want the excitement of your life…you will not be alone!
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Yes, Yes, Yes…Here we are again and nothing has changed or has it?
To take the family here would class you as an irresponsible parent, but to take your mates, that’s a different story.
There are three houses to choose…Terror on the Farm, Insanity and the mind twisting Psychosis……you enter one ….so let’s take the Hitchcock’s “Psycho”……shower scene, with you walking in a tunnel, dark with the occasional unexpected flash of sharp light, colour, screams and metallic bangs all around you….you’re clawing at the plastic shower curtain that’s never ending, but all around you, moving on, ever forward, pushing, jostling your mates in front…willing the end of the nightmare tunnel, but still interrupted along the way by maniacs jumping out of the shadows on every corner… screaming at you …you scream at them…they follow you to the end…whispering in your ear and then, when you think it’s all over, you leave the set only to be chased by a mad chain saw lunatic…..and it’s dark outside!!! Yes, for cutting edge showers, you have just booked into Bates Motel.
Enter another house and you are in the aptly named “Dead End”.
You are chased to Hell and back along never ending tight corridors by these maniacs…Good stuff!! Hair on the back of your neck!!!!
Just when you think your out of it all, and happen to take a breather, then don’t…because around every corner it’s the unexplicable …..a zombie…a manic clown that just won’t go away….an eight foot skeleton corpse that lurches behind you menacingly, peeping around corners……waiting….and you run another gauntlet…it’s all there to keep you entertained, on your toes and your adrenalin going right to the end ….and when you think it’s all over you enter the carpark and he is there again. Ahhh…!!! Nightmare!!!
A lot of work has gone into the sets with a revamp every year, housing new ideas courtesy of the USA, and all being drafted in to add that extra edge, that new dimension, that dynamic scare factor that certainly works.
Go to this with an open mind and you will enjoy every intense, adrenalin punch it gives.
Better still, don’t go to this alone…..band together for a night of fun, scream and terror and it will give you something to talk about for the rest of the year.
There are three houses to choose…. Terror on The Farm, Insanity and the mind twisting Psychosis…..you enter one…..so let’s take Hitchcocks “Psycho” shower scene…. with you walking in a tunnel, dark with occasional flashes of sharp light, colours, screams and metalic bangs all around you….you’re clawing at the plastic drapes infront of you…. moving on, ever forward pushing, jostling your friend in front …willing the end of the tunnel but interupted along the way by maniacs jumping out of the shadows on every corner..screaming at you….you scream at them…. they follow you to the end….. whispering in your ear and then, when you think it’s all over, you leave the set only to be chased by a mad chain saw lunatic…. and it’s dark outside!
Enter another house and your in the “Dead End”.
I came face to face with myself after walking through the psychosis labyrinth… and I was confused…it messes with your perception and brain so much you have to return and retrace your steps to get out of a tunnel of insanity all the time hoping no lunatic jumps out on you.
You have mates to laugh it off and restart to get out of the mind twisting hell you are in and it’s aptly named “Dead End”.
Just when you think your out of it all and happen to take a breather..don’t….. because around every corner it’s the unexplicable…a zombie…a manic clown that just won’t go away… an eight foot skelleton corpse that lurches behind you menacingly, peeping around corners ….waiting…and you run another gauntlet…. it’s all there to keep you entertained, on your toes and your adrenelin going right to the end……. and when I thought it was all over I entered the carpark and he was there again. Nightmare!!!!
Alot of work has gone into this set, with a revamp every year housing new ideas courtesy of the USA and all being drafted in to add that edge, that new dimension, that scare factor.
Go to this with an open mind and you will enjoy every tense adrenalin punch it gives. Better still don’t go to this alone…band together for a night of fun, scream, and terror and it will give you something to talk about for the rest of the year.
Memorable? Yes! Would I go again? Yes! Am I mental? Probably! Along with the few hundred that attended on the night with me.